so it goes.

Behold, the future of the world.

...

And as this incident causes us to pause and reflect on a multitude of things (The state of humanity nowadays, for one. Or how the females of the species yet again prove themselves to be the more fearsome sex.), let me just point out a fact that may be overlooked once we start pondering on the intricacies of modern parenting:

"Police seized a steak knife with a broken handle, steel handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and the paperweight..."

Steel handcuffs.

Lock those bedside drawers, people. Lock those bedside drawers.